Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamaro

Pronounced: (rig-uh-more-ROH)

The process of putting someone through a bunch of bullshit to get from point A to point B.

Also referred to as hassle, stress, mess, chaos, confusion, aggravating shit, drama, grief.

I had to go through 30 kinds of rigamoro to get her to finally tell me what the hell she wanted to say.

I'm tired of going to court over this rigamaro.

This is some fucked up ass rigamoro you got me dealin' with..

by Kewlaudia September 30, 2011

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

jerry-rigability

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

rigamarole

A whole scenario, an outcome, giving it all, etc. Used to group an outcome or other logical conclusion or grouping into one word.

I was going to install a larger engine in my car, but did not want to have to deal with the whole rigamarole.

They took that play to broadway, with dancers, signers, and the whole rigamarole.

by TwinReverb August 10, 2006

Rigan

usually has dimples, great at acting and an honest and loyal friend to all.

Rigan you are so talented!

by shabbawackaawhodarr January 7, 2012

rigatude

A synonym for frustration;dissapointment; unhappyness; when something you don't want occurs; An unfair factor.

Planning an entire day and everything goes wrong. "rigatude!"
Playing billards and getting the opposite team's ball in. "Rigatude!"

by Danigirl3D May 27, 2013