Ribbon Theory

An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.

Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.

by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

gedunk ribbon

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.

Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.

by dandi May 30, 2006

Ribbon Chaser

Someone who does whatever it takes to acquire a ribbon. He will stab his own guys in the back if he has to.

Guy 1: You see the stack on SSGT? How the fuck does he have 12 NAMS?

Guy 2: That motherfucker is a ribbon chaser.

by not motivated November 6, 2011

purple ribbon

Purple Ribbon is a record label from Outkast's Big Boi, which is a branch off of Virgin Records. Signed are Killer Mike, Konkrete, Scar, Janelle Monae, and others. They came with a single from the comilation album, Got Purp?Vol.II called Kryptonite

That purple ribbon all stars song goes hard

by 07shelbygt500 November 23, 2006

ribbon cunting

The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.

Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.

by The lady killah November 13, 2014

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018