Ribbon Theory

An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.

Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.

by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

gedunk ribbon

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.

Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.

by dandi May 30, 2006

Ribbon Chaser

Someone who does whatever it takes to acquire a ribbon. He will stab his own guys in the back if he has to.

Guy 1: You see the stack on SSGT? How the fuck does he have 12 NAMS?

Guy 2: That motherfucker is a ribbon chaser.

by not motivated November 6, 2011

purple ribbon

Purple Ribbon is a record label from Outkast's Big Boi, which is a branch off of Virgin Records. Signed are Killer Mike, Konkrete, Scar, Janelle Monae, and others. They came with a single from the comilation album, Got Purp?Vol.II called Kryptonite

That purple ribbon all stars song goes hard

by 07shelbygt500 November 23, 2006

ribbon cunting

The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.

Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.

by The lady killah November 13, 2014

AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"

Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.

by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020