Post-Ejaculation Revelation 

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

Post-Ejaculation Revelation by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Revellatio 

An act of fellatio which is so (mind)-blowingly amazing that it is a revelation. Such an experience is incomparably enjoyable and is not only unforgettable, but causes a paradigm shift in one's very concept of oral sex.

I met this hot blonde chick last night...now I've had a great BJ before, but this was revellatio!

Revellatio by I.K.E. October 28, 2010

Reelationship

A talking stage where you only send Instagram reels.

No, I'm stuck in a reelationship with him.

Reelationship by PeasantTable February 3, 2023

relations 

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.

Shall we have relations?

relations by NDR December 16, 2005

The Regulations of a Thief 

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

The Regulations of a Thief by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Relatio 

(ruh-ley-shee-oh) - noun

The non-sexual bonding time spent with one’s significant other; used to further develop the friendship aspect of the romantic relationship; often involves quiet conversation, hand holding and laughter.

Last night, Ashley and Hugh enjoyed relatio on the couch while watching the romantic comedy Someone Like You.

Relatio by cdn-seoul September 21, 2009

Ravelationship 

A friendship developed over the fiber related social networking site Ravelry. Such a relationship often involves discussions of the pros and cons of different types of yarn, needles, and the construction of sweaters.

I don't know her in real life, but we talk every day--we have a Ravelationship.

Ravelationship by Isabel W. February 28, 2010