Credit Recovery

some faggot ass bullshit that high schoolers everywhere hate. It is a form of retaking a class where you stay 2 or more hours after school and sit bored as fuck in front of a computer and retake a class virtually.

"Man, i fucking hate credit recovery! its a fucking ass bitch! i wish i wouldnt have failed!"

by 12455 December 21, 2008

Slut in Recovery

A girl who was once a slut, but has changed her ways, and instead of sleeping with every man she meets, she has more self control and can say "no" to sex...most of the time.

I am a slut in recovery

by Slut in recovery September 27, 2005

Text Recover

When texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever.

(texting)

Ashley: Omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? It was sooo embarassing :P
Mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot.
(after realizing what he said, mark was in need of a text recover)
Mark: uh I tripped one time and I fell though...

Cindy: so what are you up to this

weekend?
Jack: nothin wanna go to the dance?
(7 minutes later, no response)
Jack: yeah so I guess this girl tripped in front of like everyone today..haha..

by Tpainsmom February 5, 2010

recovery

Eminem's much-anticipated 7th studio album, originally set to be Relapse 2. Will be released on June 22nd, 2010. Some track released so far are Despicable and Not Afraid. And I must tell you, he's back to spitting. Producer Just Blaze says "best album since Eminem Show".

Bobadoo: Can't wait from Eminem's new album bro. That shit's 'bout to be sick.

Recovery June 22nd.

by Sasha Vujabrick April 29, 2010

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

Cover recovery

When you hear an atrociously bad cover of a song you like and need to go hear the better version of the song.

I heard Adele's cover of well, any song really and I needed to engage in cover recovery.

by Lawprofblawg August 17, 2019