Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.

I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.

by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

Renaldas

he is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

Renaldas is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

by Renaldas November 29, 2020

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008