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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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Reverse Repulsion

The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.
by David June 16, 2003
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Se stai troppo tempo a casa impazzirai.
Marco aveva ragione.

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria è giusto perchè non abbiamo ascoltato Marco
by Kebbaro April 19, 2020
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releasion

The act of releasing sexual bodily fluid to reduce your stress level.
I was so worked up after a long day at work, I felt as though I needed some releasion to feel better and relax.
by E.L. Robinson December 9, 2008
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Realunion

when people who 'know' one another only through online social networks ,like twitter or facebook met for the first time in real life.
It wasn't until me and my twitter friend at our realunion, that i realized she was not as tall as i thought she was.
by morosepoet September 15, 2010
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Relustionship

A relationship mainly based upon desire rather than love. The lust to love ratio is normally around 75%-25%. Similar to friends with benefits or hook ups but with a bit more of an emotional attachment.
Have you seen Joe and Kim? Those two only hug in public, but when they're alone I've heard they go pretty far. They're totally in a relustionship
by ZetaTsundere April 17, 2011
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ellusion

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.
If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
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