relax drank

an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"

with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.

relax drank by viciousk August 26, 2009

relax in solitude

Wank

Will: you got any plans for tonight?

Jamie: nah, probs will just stay home and relax in solitude.

relax in solitude by Ambouk February 25, 2020

Relax and Take Notes 

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

Relax and Take Notes by The GCC August 9, 2021

relax wipe 

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

relax wipe by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

Relax hassa

Relax hassa is a maltese term commonly used by laid back people.

1. It is used to imply that the person is relaxing and doesn't care about his other priorities at the moment.

2. It can also be used to imply that the activity the person wants to do is laid back and wants to go with the flow.

1. "U le man bhalissa relax hassa qieghed"

2. "X'ha naghmlu llejla?"
"Buq. Relax hassa umbad naraw"

Relax hassa by Lebae August 15, 2015

relax-o-tastic 

A supreme state of relaxation. Often confused with apathy however apathy has nothing on this. If one feels relax-o-tastic one often doesn't know it, as they don't care.

Wow, this is relax-o-tastic!
That was really relax-o-tastic.
RELAX-O-TASTIC!!!!!

relax-o-tastic by Kris Pittman March 3, 2006

relax the issue 

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

relax the issue by Vatu November 28, 2019