A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
by thegranitehills September 5, 2010
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(After blunt is smoked, looking at friend who's eyes are bloodshot head tilted back looking at nothing)
Yo man you're looking pretty reflective right there.
Yo man you're looking pretty reflective right there.
by theITman November 5, 2010
Get the reflective mug.The period of apathy after a male ejaculates due to the massive release of dopamine neurotransmitters into the brain. Comes from the psychological term "refractory period."
"Yo dawg, how was the girl last night?"
"Really good, I'm totally refractin' right now."
"Sick man! You did her?"
"Nah dude, I kicked her out of my house and then masturbated furiously."
"Oh... that's odd."
"Really good, I'm totally refractin' right now."
"Sick man! You did her?"
"Nah dude, I kicked her out of my house and then masturbated furiously."
"Oh... that's odd."
by kimblekrazy132 May 14, 2009
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by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011
Get the Reactive laziness mug.A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.
Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
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