Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

Recreational Microbiology by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

Recreational outrage 

An act of indulgence, publicly expressing your opinion in an argument that seems constroversial, yet lacks any adverse arguments.

Patting yourself on the back for expressing outrage for a topic in which the point you are making is obvious.

"This Male feminist was undulfing in recreational outrage just to get some vegan pussy"

Recreational outrage by Uch June 2, 2017

recreational reptile 

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...

Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!

recreational reptile by Ironman & empty pockets April 9, 2007

recreational shopping 

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.

Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."

recreational shopping by valbon April 12, 2008

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

Recreational Moose by scoopadoop December 22, 2009

Recreational enjoyment anthropologist

One who studies "recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others do so.

Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends doing shrooms. During her studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.

Recreational enjoyment anthropologist by BynxBio December 5, 2010

Recreational Cheese 

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

Recreational Cheese by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011