The Red Baron is performed only during menstruation. Make love to your woman wheel-barrow style flying her around the room. You will notice this leaves a red bloody trail. Make airplane sounds for full affect.
A couple flew by us. My girlfriend asked "what was that?" I looked on the ground, saw the bloody trail and said "that was the Red-Baron, baby."
by Jason Spurlock May 29, 2008
Get the red-baronmug. by Gognoggler May 4, 2015
Get the The Red Baronmug. A product consisting of tomato paste, old crust and year old vegetables and meat packed into a pizza pie.
by Michael Geister October 29, 2002
Get the Red Baronmug. "I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"
"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"
"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"
"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
by P.K. Snelling December 13, 2008
Get the Red Baronmug. 1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007
Get the Red Baronmug. When you are eating out a pussy, and she thinks she is about to orgasm, but really she has her period in your mouth. Then your whole face is red, hence, the Red Baron.
" Yeah, yeah keep eating me out." "Ewwwwww you just had your period on me." "We should call you the red baron."
by Edemps8 January 24, 2011
Get the Red Baronmug. The Red Baron: this is a sex move for males. when your banging and your partner falls of the bed front side first so that her ass is facing up you jump off the bed and try to land with your dick in her ass.
by almt4 December 30, 2009
Get the The Red Baronmug.