Recutlerise

Verb
To replenish or renew cutlery sets.

Mum: I hate that we have different sets of cutlery

Me: When you recutlerise you should buy two sets of the same cutlery

Mum: Good idea

by dndbeyond April 12, 2023

My recent ex

FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK

Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex

You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER

by YRGkami June 10, 2019

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007

like my recent

An expression used, typically by popular young women, to indicate a desire for one's recently uploaded Instagram photo(s) to be liked by his or her peers. The phrase is most prevalently used as the caption for a Snapchat story, but it is also used in conversation, via both verbal communication and instant message.

Jenna takes a group photo of her and her friends on the beach, and posts it on her Snapchat story.
Jenna: "like my recent :))"

by LikeMyRecentPls May 31, 2018

Recount

Resetting the play count of a particularly embarrassing song so no one is aware of how much you actually like the song.

I did a recount on the newest Miley Cyrus song out of fear that my friends would make fun of me after listening to it over 400 times.

by EnJayEm August 17, 2009

recent

An adjective to describe something of great quality or of a high standard. Does not refer to time when used in this context.

Yo, that movie was recent!
or
Mark just got a recent new Lexus!

by Vic Studebaker January 2, 2010

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

by lolcakes August 3, 2009