Rectumperation

The period of time after engaging in rough anal sex, in which you abstain from the activity to give your ass time to recuperate.

"That gangbang was fun, but I'm going to need a long period of rectumperation."

by Raphael-Wolfgang November 29, 2011

rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

by stropmag December 19, 2015

rectumlinear

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.

i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.

by Therealbluntmaster June 7, 2017

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.

I'm going to rectumate her.

by Pigrocks August 21, 2006

rectumstein

when you get done shitting and the shit is green and stains the rectum green like Frankenstien.

Dude, last night i took a total rectumstein.

by Ed Danvers April 7, 2013

Rectumitus

A condition where a person or management has their head stuck so far up their ass, they would need a surgeon to remove it

There is a epidemic of Rectumitus in this management or Joe Blow has a very severe case of Rectumitus

by tat2you June 1, 2016