Realtard

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.

Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...

by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011

realer

realer means to tell the truth,ie to explain wat's it actually bout,to tell wat da shit is all bout,rather than watcha think

Now on the realer, I'm a hell of a nigga
-Youngbloodz ft Young Buck & Sean Paul in "dats me"

here it means " to tell ya da truth"

by nymphetamaniac August 2, 2006

Realtree Redneck

A stupid redneck who wears realtree camouflage all the time. At weddings, restaurants, in their yard.

Friend1: Did you see the guy wearing camo at your sisters wedding?
Friend2: Yeah man, hes a realtree redneck down from Texas.

by r3dn3ckh8er August 8, 2015

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

Realmer

A loser who eats bubblegum whilst creating realms maps for the well-known Minecraft server host provider.

Hello fellow realmer, how's cape grind going? Got any strings?

by Neonaut April 11, 2020

realtor

The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.

There is a huge difference in hiring a real estate agent and a professional REALTOR.

by whateversclever April 4, 2008

A BIO GAY REACTER

A guy who turns on another guy by making sexual comments touching body parts or looking at you.

Allen : hey buddy wanna fuck

Tim: ?uhhh?
Allen: suck my big dick ima cum in your mouth (touching himself)
Tim: (turned on)
(Allen is A BIO GAY REACTER OR BGR)

by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011