raffletocracy

A form of government in which all decisions are left to chance.

Mario Kart 8 employs a raffletocracy rather than democracy when voting on the next track.

by frankthetank1234 December 13, 2014

Dixie Dust Ruffle

mullet mississippi style

Butch went to supercuts to get his Dixie Dust ruffle permmed in the back just like his cousin Billy Don.

by 13grizzy May 25, 2007

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Raffle

Raffle
Pronunciation: \'ra-fel\
Function(s): verb; noun

1. Raffle: (verb) To determinedly handle one's business in order to ultimately complete the task at hand

Also:
2. Raffle (noun) A movement comprised mostly of professional rafflers and their cohorts. See also: Raffler

Antonym: I.T.W.

"one day my ho' ridez da subway, an' den shez gon' da raffle??"

by Luvz2raffle January 14, 2008

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.

I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?

by Woody06967 December 1, 2007

Away and raffle your donut

A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.

McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!

by weasel1969 May 22, 2008

Ham ruffle

Pink curley labia typically found on a white womens vagina.

She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.

Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.

by pie master August 9, 2006