Randometer

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

Randomize

When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).

I'm so bored I'll just randomize some friends by texting them incomplete phrases.

by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011

randomness

something weird or unexpecting happens; an event that occurs completely out of the blue

Wario ware inc. games should be the definition of randomness.

by ramendoodles July 9, 2009

Randomner

Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever

Man 1 - Did you watch the game?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?

by Artabragen August 20, 2006

randomnessia

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.

Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...

by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008

Randomation Verbalisation

Randomation Verbalisation means Random talk between friends whom are alcoholically inherited in the early hours of the morning. so basically random shit.

(After a lot of beer and it’s around 3-4 am)

Friends usually end up talking about random things, and they never know how they got to the topic. The conversation usually ends up shitty a confusing thus where it becomes Randomation Verbalisation.

by Reapersarms December 22, 2008

Randomness

The act of being random.

Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.

Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!

Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.

by MsAnonn July 30, 2009