Actually the dictionary defines random as a thing done or said without thinking of the consequences and with no definite plan or pattern. This means that many of the things dissmissed as not being random within the 9 pages of its definition on this website, are in fact random. In fact those who believe in the theory of the big bang have to acknowledge a certain degree of randomness exists in everything that humans do, simply because there is no "definite plan" and we make our own decisions. Therefore, in the context of the universe, a man taking the train on his way to work in the morning can be seen as random. In the same way as university students deciding to go to a 24 hour tesco at 6am is random as it is a decision made without thinking of any consequences.
I am writing this definition without a definite plan and i am not thinking of any consequences as it is a decision i have made on the spot. Therefore, it is to a certain extent, random.
by nik86 December 23, 2005
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."
"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."
"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"
"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."
"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"
"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 14, 2004
A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
An unexpected hard-on.
by da hurbz December 12, 2004
by April August 04, 2004
irrelevant, unexpected, unusual. or for a more technical definition, selected on no particular attributes.
by four, five March 05, 2006
(adj.) capricious, impossible to understand logically, vain or foolish. Often used to describe a choice no one would prefer, if he or she was thinking clearly.
Friend #1: What? Your high-school English teacher made your class study King Lear for your Shakespeare play and learn all about old age and inheritance struggles? Hey instead, you could have been reading Romeo and Juliet and learning about teenage stuff like bleeding love, unreasonable parents, irresponsible advisors, and roving gangs of testosterone-fuelled hotheads!
Friend #2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us! It was a long two months....
Friend #2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us! It was a long two months....
by liv4mntns September 17, 2009