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Ranchgirl

A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
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Ranch Dimension

1. Someone who has terrible internet, or unable to understand via voice chatting.

2.Someone drowning another creature by dumping an ungodly amount ranch dressing on to them.
Example 1
Brian: *unintelligible noise*

Nathan: Damn, bro are you in the Ranch Dimension?

Example 2
Frank: "Fuck you wasp to the Ranch Dimension"
by Slasher Fox September 21, 2021
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Neverland Ranch

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005. 3000 acres in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA, it contains sacred Native American sites, and it once had whimsical signs and statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged, inner-city, and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away on business.

For many years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, he abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost a childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, refer to Larry Nimmer’s documentary The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
by MarkBentley March 26, 2012
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Demolition ranch

the most exclusive gun channel on Youtube and home of the Texas superpower the DEMOLITIA
by riley mcgowen March 16, 2019
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monkey ranch

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership
Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!
by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Roid Ranch

A gym where many body builders use steroids.
The City Gym was known as a roid ranch since so many there used steroids.
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016
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