racoon eyes 

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

racoon eyes by Libby June 22, 2004

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

racoon mask by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006

racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.

brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.

racoon sex by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008

racoon slut 

Cassidy Franklin from mission BC

wearing too much makeup looking like a racoon and just being a straight up slut, racoon slut

racoon slut by frankkksmithhh12345 November 11, 2011

racoon dog 

a small rodent like dog often found eating out of bins. brown rotting hair quite porpis

"fucking racoon dog eating out of my ass again!"

racoon dog by r0wlzi April 6, 2004

racoon cock

when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.

When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.

racoon cock by Thomas p kight February 11, 2008

racoon eyes 

1. the result of the make up from the night before.
2. a girl who showers with her make-up on.

I woke up with the girl from the bar and looked into her racoon eyes.

racoon eyes by angikay3 June 22, 2012