moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

Chatter racket

Nocturnal bugs calling or "chatting" to each other at night. (Often used to refer specifically to Cicada calls)

Camping that night, the chatter racket kept me awake.

The chatter racket was louder on the back porch.

by GooseEmpire October 1, 2018

run racket

To have more than one person or persons that you are talking to

He does always run racket

by 268Twinkle September 7, 2021

fat racket

a fat scumbag who cant help but make a spectacle of themselves

That fat racket danced along the street exuding the grace of a acid bleached, plauge infested hippo.

by milk001 August 12, 2003

Protection Racket

A business combination of extortion schemes controlled by a criminal syndicate. For the "promise" of security, significant sums of money are seized from persons, businesses, communities, or even nations. While the racketeer may in fact provide real protection, it is at a cost the victim would never voluntarily assume under normal circumstances. Often the promise of security is accompanied by a veiled threat.

"This is President Obama calling. Don't think of this as some kind of Protection Racket...think about it as life insurance. Your country has numerous external security threats. You are also very dependent on trade for continued economic growth. It would be terrible to experience a security failure in that part of the world. We stand ready to protect you against that kind of threat. But in order to do that we need about a billion dollars this week. Recognize we are partners in this now. It takes a village. We know we can count on your support.

by prophet matt February 21, 2011

zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.

"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"

by Gorgondopalus May 12, 2010

cracka racket

phrase used by African Americans when there is loud "white people music" playing, such as country music or classic rock.
it is a derogatory phrase using the word "cracka" meaning white person and "racket" meaning noise.

Where the fuck is that cracka racket coming from !

by Cortez Gilson April 20, 2010