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brown racing stripes

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack
That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.
by Clay Monette October 6, 2003
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redneck racing stripes

Spatters of chew and spit on the side of a pickup. They emerge when a redneck spits out of his sidewindow, not taking care of where his chew-spit lands.
A: Oh man, have you seen those redneck racing stripes on the side of his pickup truck?
B: So gross. This guy must be from Alabama.
by rollztide July 19, 2012
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Cambodian Racing Stripe

A long streak of feces in your tighty-whities brought about by relentless dingleberries that scrape between your ass crack and your underwear all day.
Bobcat: Hey Chip...why are you walking so funny?

Chip: Damn Bobcat...I didn't wipe properly this morning and I've had this Cambodian Racing Stripe all fucking day!
by James & Tubbs May 15, 2006
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hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.
She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!
by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009
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Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.
His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019
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Modelo Racing Stripes

The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.
Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.
by buttfist May 27, 2022
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Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.
I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.
by General Dismay December 22, 2017
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