QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009

qweerd

adj. Something that's incredibly out of the ordinary... Comes from a combination of the words "queer and weird".

"Why is their a fish in your hair?"
"Wow man, that is qweerd."

by Pepsi X-treme July 15, 2005

Qwerf

A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.

Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen

by King Qwerf July 5, 2014

QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)

QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.

by Jason October 18, 2004

qwerd

Replaces "word" if you're super nerdy and using the qwerty or qwertz keyboard.

Qwerd.

by ClementineCybelle December 28, 2010