Quran

a Islamic book that Rasool Mohammed (peace be upon him) Wrote

*opens quran* (Surah Fatihah) Audhu billahi’ mina’shaitanir rajiiiim…. Bismillah’ irahmanir’ rahiim…

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

J'Quranery

Things having to do, or not, with the Holy Text, the J'Quran.

"What's all this J'Quranery?!?"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

quranist

A Muslim who follows the Quran alone for Islamic guidance and ruling. Quranists consider Sunnis and Shias to be infidels kuffar and not Muslims since they reject following the Quran alone and follow the Hadiths. The most famous group of the Quranists are perhaps the Yan Tatsine jihadist group. Quranists consider Hadiths to be fabrications against the Islamic prophet Muhammad, innovation as they were written 100 years after the death of Muhammad, and un-Islamic as they contradict the teachings of the Quran. In Arabic Quranist Muslims are known as al-Quraniyoon or Ahlul Quran "people of the Quran", and in French they are known as Coranistes.

Those Quranist Muslims are always insulting Hadithists such as Sunnis and Shias. They never stop!

by PoliticalDon May 31, 2019

Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.

Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*

by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022

qurani

sexy, fabulous, and awesome

that is very qurani looking car.

by qurani December 30, 2017

King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.

Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

qu4nz00r3

To pwn with 1337 h4x, and/or r0x00r3 someone's b0x00r3s, possibly with mods.

Dude, dat guy was just qu4nz00r3d wiff da most illenest h4x this side the Mississippi. End Transmission.

by Beaut Sechs October 2, 2007