chode quease

The tingling feeling that spreads from your toes to the spot between your asshole and your special place when you see something exceptionally grotesque or frightening.

Did you see the top of that guy's head? He's got some nasty scabs that gave me total chode quease!

by Dumpy Cosmo July 13, 2007

queave

vaginal fart; common after rough sex or masturbation, makes loud flapping sound, often found to be gross

Dude, ever got air stuck in ur twatt? Well I did, and now I don't anymore!

by Annie March 1, 2005

queard

Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:

Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.

So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.

C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.

Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"

by Nicky Fickerella November 12, 2010

Queaseballs

A word used to describe a social situation of extreme discomfort or awkwardness.

When my professor wore spandex to class it made me queaseballs

by LeenBean November 13, 2012

Queats

When an unfortunate staff member misspells the word "quests".

The server sent over 70 queats memes, much to the annoyance of Phil

by PhilIsBad September 19, 2022

Mac and Queasy

When you get bad stomach aches or other side affects after you eat Mac and Cheese. Not any other dairy products, however, just Mac and Cheese.

Robert suddenly started gagging while eating his Mac and Cheese at school lunch.
Harriet comes up to Robbert, worried.
"Hey, are you OK?" she asks.
"Yeah," Robbert utters, "I'm just feeling Mac and Queasy."
"I feel you, they put some strange stuff into these school meals..."

by FitzOfFury May 26, 2018

queam

The frothy, viscous accumulation of quim (female ejaculate) and jacuzzi water that gathers above the hot, bubbly water-line. In males, see: frum

Upon further consideration, Mr. Smith came to regret renting out his Lake Havasu vacation home to twelve ASU sorority girls after discovering a thick, viscous layer of queam encircling his jacuzzi hot tub.

by adossantos81 December 17, 2013