Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: 'Ahhh! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

by Pedrosa von Beagle September 10, 2008

Quantavious

Wantavious

That dude lookin REAL Quantavious

by Nick boi March 7, 2022

quantis

Quantis is a very hot person that has a crush on his girl best friend

Popular girl: Guess who's the hottest in school.
Other popular girl:who?
Popular girl: Quantis
Other popular girl:I knew it

by Periodtt21sac June 14, 2020

l-argh-quaciousness!

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.

"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

qrantious

Something that went horribly wrong with your day, the worst of the worst

Kaytee: I just got my car towed, I got kicked out of my house, and my boyfriend broke up with me.
Alyssa: Duuuuuude, thats qrantious

by ashizzzzy June 4, 2011

quavious dinglebottom

a man of pride and has a hardcore gay sex fetish.

some mf: yo, have you seen quavious dinglebottom?
me: yes dawg, i was watching hardcore gay sex porn with him!

by finklesquirt b. goochgus May 15, 2022

Quantavious

hadsome big black sexy african americal male who im gay for

i have a crush on Quantavious

by i love men with a passion October 4, 2022