Quake

Noun; An extrememly overweight female. subterms/derivative terms: Minor Quake = very overweight female, Plain and Simple Quake = extremely overweight female, Massive Quake = dangerously obese female.

Did you see that plain and simple quake taking up two seats in the movie theater last night?

by P. Jumpkins December 02, 2008

The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.

"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 15, 2004

Quake

A synonym for shook.

To quake is to be both shocked and surprised.

Ex: I am quaking at the number of thumbs up in the top answer.

by MYOBk February 09, 2020

Quaked

To be destroyed, as if from a massive and brutal earthquake.

"Bro how much did he have? He's fucking quaked"

"He stole my girl and my job? I got quaked"

by rajatheman May 29, 2020

Quaked

Shocked or surprised; a synonym for shook.

He was quaked when people approached him about the offensive post after his facebook was hacked.

by JMHS MN June 22, 2017

Quaking

When someone is so shook or surprised that begin to shake.

Ava began quaking when Sara kissed him.

by Outla3 January 08, 2018

quaking

When James Charles finds cheap makeup and shakes very violently, or starts to (quake) very violently!!!

James Charles walked into target for makeup, and they didn't have any! He fell to the floor and started (quaking)

by Brayden Lobetti April 27, 2019