pistified

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

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Pussified

A man who has been hanging out with women too much, and has become unpalatable to his male buddies.
Similar to pussywhipped, except a pussified person is not in a relationship, while a pussywhipped person is.

A: What's Rod been up to?

B: I haven't seen him much, ever since he moved in with his new chick roommate.

A: He's been pussified.

B: I guess he'd rather go shopping for new outfits.

by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

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Pootified

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!

The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.

by Kyofu February 11, 2022

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Pussified

The act of being scared or intimidated by a very hott woman.Term can also describe a horrifying "intimate" moment with a woman.

mann,i was pussified by the girl in the red dress with the double d's!

oh boy, she invited me to he house, but the toys she had..they pussified me!

by hottstuff0819 January 17, 2008

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pussified

Staging an elaborate public hoax to satisfy one's insatiable ego.

The thoroughly pussified heinne family reported their son had taken off in a weather baloon and fallen to his death when really, the pussified kid was hiding, in a box, in the attic, of his parents' garage.

by Marge234 October 16, 2009

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