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Putt Putt 

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.
"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."
Putt Putt by playaaaaas September 29, 2011

putt from the ruff

verb: To be homosexual, perform homosexual acts, to do gay things
My girlfriend's little brother acts like such a bati boi. He definitely likes to putt from the ruff.
putt from the ruff by Antitool March 11, 2009

putt from the rough 

A man is sexually attracted to another man.
A homosexual man.
Usually used as an insult to wards a friend or enemy or in a playful joke.
"Hey bud Guess What"
"What"
"You putt from the rough"

or

"Josh July Putts from the Rough"

Putt Putt 

A sexual act during which the female twirls her legs in a windmill-like motion in order to provide the male with the challenge of reaching her vag, similar to the windmill at a putt-putt course.
Hey babe, wanna play some putt putt tonight? I'm feeling coy, and I want to see if you can get a hole in one.
Putt Putt by Dr. Twatson October 12, 2010

Putt Slut 

female's who tender to the needs of golfers. similar to puck slut and laxstitue.
After shooting a birdie on the 18th of the final round to win the tourney, putt sluts were waiting for me in the clubhouse

Putt Putt 

Simply put a synonym. For he is that which all men fear. He is Death destroyer of worlds. No force can stop him everyone will eventually bow to his immeasurably heavy hand. He just simply takes the form of an innocent purple car searching for items. However, his lust will never be sated for he searches for not meer items. No, he searches for the ruined souls of men.
"Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Putt putt, I will fear no evil. For you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."
Putt Putt by Lust Incarnate September 17, 2018