pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

pretarded

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.

This guy is such a pretard!

by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016

Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006