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what zero pussy does to a man 

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)
guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.
That one mate that is constantly dogging the boys because he's an absolute pussy. It's quite self-explanatory really.
Fuck your missus, don't dog the fucking boys you pussy dog!
Pussy Dog by DannyLu32 February 20, 2018

pussy douchefuck 

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."

pussy doofus 

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do
"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."
pussy doofus by Dharach March 2, 2021

Pussy down 

An affectionate term for the hair above and surrounding a pussy (pubic hair).
My pussy down got stuck in her in her teeth.

I want to lick her pussy down.

She has a thick mat of pussy down.
Pussy down by Stellaka May 27, 2021

Pussy Doose 

Random brownish shit on the ceiling at your school.
That pussy doose is nasty!!!!!
Pussy Doose by PussySis December 19, 2018