puny dick

Your best friend who happens to be bigger than you that you know can't possible hope to even have a mediocre cock that couldn't touch the bottom of a tuna can erect.

Yeah, here comes Dominick with that puny dick of his.

by Cleverbob99 August 25, 2016

Unis Punis

What you say when you have one point in Orange Ball.

How many points do you have? Unis punis.

by StockM1991 February 14, 2010

puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range

Hey look puny peckers existing again eww

by Beathan belms January 2, 2019

Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni

A shit game made by NHN

Person 1: Why do you play Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni.

Person 2: I'm a masochist

Person 1: Man you're fucked up

by NerfMiner December 17, 2022

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL

something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.

gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Punis

The quality of being otherworldly/extraterrestrial.

He emanated an air of punis as he emerged, face glowing, from the spacecraft.

by Dame Teacher March 5, 2022

Puni

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..

Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.

by ponzi_joe January 5, 2016