punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

by deeeee. July 14, 2010

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 27, 2004

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown Punch

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.

I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.

by Joy January 19, 2004

Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

clown punch

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.

Want some clown punch?

by Anonymous January 23, 2003