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silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated
I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.
by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009
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come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford
Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!
by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005
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throwing pumps

This genital high five terminology originated in Northern California and was conceived as a subversive alternative in discussing sexual intercourse.

One does not throw pumps "at" someone, instead, throwing pumps is always mutually inclusive.
Did you throw pumps last night?

I'm so horny! just want to throw some pumps.

I was so tired today because I was throwing pumps all night.

Teddy and I threw pumps until mommy made me stop and clean up the stuffing.
by sea monster fulton June 14, 2010
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suck pumps

A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.
scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"
by Nick Ne. September 16, 2007
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fuck me pumps

Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!
guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell

girl: harder, harder!
by courtney mike jones December 1, 2007
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fm pumps

Fuck Me Pumps. Sexy shoes worn with the intention to attract sexual advances.
She wore her favorite FM Pumps to the bar.
by Jacobsax November 18, 2013
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Sweet Pumps

The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...

Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...
by Diego the Mook March 4, 2008
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