pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018

pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

Pork Pulled Sandwich

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.

ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.

by Boner Simpson October 21, 2009

Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.

Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”

by User3628375739 June 7, 2024

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020