Penilhawk

The pubic hair above the penis is cut into a landing strip and spiked into a mohawk.

I went to go down on him and his penilhawk was poking the shit out of my nose.

by truey January 21, 2009

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003

Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006