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The Puddle

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!
by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011
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Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
by dankDefine November 9, 2017
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Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.
Abby has no tits,She a puddle!
by Robert IV September 2, 2022
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Puddled

To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012
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Puddled

When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea
Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017
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Puddles

A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.
Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles
by Robert IV September 2, 2022
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Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.
Here cums Puddles!
by D'emon November 13, 2002
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