Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

pickle skinner

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

by Meatneck December 25, 2020

Frozen Stink Pickle

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.

Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011

pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

by doc brown October 6, 2007

Margie Pickle

A Margie Pickle is when you are being given a blowjob and she sneezes on your dick.

"My girl was givin me head and accidentally gave me a Margie Pickle."

by Sans Tells the Truth November 7, 2018

Pickle Incident, The

Originating in a Fark.com photoshop contest back in December 2002. The contest began as normal, with the usual clever but innocuous submissions. Until one unfortunate soul attempted to submit a picture of an amended Star Trek magazine cover, with the caption "where no man has gone before". Sadly, the picture that was actually submitted was a graphic close-up of a man with a very large pickle (or more likely, a cucumber) inserted into his ass.

The caption remained.

"That was possibly the biggest mistake ever made by anybody since The Pickle Incident."

by Nick C December 2, 2004

choo choo pickle pie

it means absolutely nothing
its just fun to say

Shane: choo choo pickle pie
Lavinia Fisher: what

by tyllelelr November 2, 2019