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puckered starfish

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard April 16, 2006
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Phuckery

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...
i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010
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puckey

Dried animal feces, typically horse, cow or bull. Often used as an expletive replacement for its more vulgar counterpart, sh*t, and often used by older generations.
This 30% tax bracket is horse puckey!!
by kungfumuffin July 16, 2008
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Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.
I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.
by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016
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Puckerberry

One of the most ingenutive "Blizzards" Dairy Queen has ever created.

Introduced in 2004 and (devastatingly) taken off the menu the same year.

Featuring a sour, yet sweet and creamy taste. Like sour rasperry sherbert mixed with vanilla ice cream in a 1 part- 2 parts ratio, respectively.
Sam- "Sooo er.. wanna go get something at DQ with me?"

Billy- "Nah, man. I'm actively boycotting DQ until they reintroduce the puckerberry blizzard. Fucking assholes. I have to make my own now."

Sam- "(clears throat) Nerd.."

Billy- "Hey well you should've had it, man. Better than any chick I've ever had."

Sam- "Wow, really?"

Billy- "Naaahh. Still amazing though."
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pucker up

by JAMES MATT November 19, 2014
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