Pedophile

A person who wants to bang kids

You are a pedophile

by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013

Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Reverse Pedophile

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.

That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.

by planonpuke March 8, 2011

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

Reverse Pedophile

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.

Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005