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protect the children

It is a philosophy conservatives and assorted soccer moms came up with to destroy everything a kid might find fun. It is based on the idea that if people coddle their kids from doing anything that even could have the slightest potential for harming the kid it should be outlawed.

How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
no more swing-sets to take kids on? No more good kids television shows? No more fun animated violence in video games/movies? good cooking utensils? Safety scissors? dressing up in full military armor to just go rollerskating. The list goes on and on!

Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
by wateriestfire September 25, 2006
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1. something better than pro.
2. An event that is in your favour.
bob: " holy shit Theres a $50 on the ground over there!"
robert: " Thats Protacular ! "
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pretzel necklace

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe
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Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.
I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.
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Prot

Short, possibly derrogatory derrivation of Protestant. this word is usually used by individuals who are Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox and have had unpleasant encounters with protestants.
Those prots came to my church and told me I'm going to hell because they think we worship Mary. They need to stop being misinformed.
by Fatha B November 6, 2009
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TEAM PROTECT

A group of black hat hackers who are known for Multiple counts of illegal VPN sales and other forms of Black Hat activity the group was formed in 2018 and has been operating anonymously ever since doing things like committing destructive DDoS attacks,Selling DDoS Bonets for hire and defacing websites,Leaders of the Group "Protect ISP" and "Veteran" formed this group as a DDoS protection team but has not stuck to its morals so to see.
did u know TEAM PROTECT Defaced this web site
yes TEAM PROTECT also took down shieldstealth.com and there services
by BlackHat Exposure February 15, 2021
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double dorito pretzel town

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town
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