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prophetic note-taking

The act of IM'ing, Facebooking, emailing, engaging in youtube flame wars or otherwise surfing the web, in class whereby the student continues to type even though the teacher has stopped speaking for 30 seconds or more. Generally paired with a complete and obvious lack of attention to the lecture.
As the professor paused he noticed several students continued typing long after he stopped lecturing. "Interesting, taking notes in ADVANCE of my saying something...this must be the 'prophetic note-taking' I've heard about from the Religion department professors."
by lirank December 7, 2010
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Apostate Prophet

Highly underrated ex Muslim YouTuber who exposes Islam firsthand from experience, research and wisdom.

easily the gold standard when one asks for credible sources on why Islam is false and toxic.

Muslims hate him and ignorant people too for exposing the truth. But nobody can STOP AP!!!!
Apostate Prophet is a legend, him and David wood are the PB&J of destroying islam

Apostate prophet is an ex Muslim YouTuber
by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022
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pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
by Ishta October 7, 2006
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prophetstatistism

Is a based political ideology of a tiktoker. Revolving around the worshiping of Prophetstatist, and his economical and social policy's.
wow, you worship prophetstatistism? You are so based
by Daddy statist April 17, 2021
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5 prophets

In the Niggalations Bible, the 5 prophets are the children of Jah-rel. During the final hours of Jah-rel's life, Jah-rel created the 5 prophets to take over the Niggalations. After his death, the 5 prophets took control of Niggalations and guided thou Nibba to peace. The 5 prophets are Jah-see, Huntyrone, Nathius, Joshieriah, and Ken-jah.
the 5 prophets will protect thou nibba
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
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Sir Prophet Shootah

A man who puts the bros before them hoes. His quotes are better than Kanye West's tweets.
Yo, Sir Prophet Shootah has just released another quote
by Shooterah August 3, 2020
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The False Prophet

The False Prophet, also known as Amos Costeno, is a dark figure that haunts the school hallways. He roams the halls with a menacing aura, his eyes piercing and cold, his face twisted into a sinister grin. He thinks he is the ruler of the school, a prophet sent by some dark force to bring chaos and destruction.

Amos moves with an unsettling grace, his footsteps barely audible as he glides across the floors. He wears a long black robe that drapes over his thin frame, and his hair is long and tangled, falling over his face like a veil of shadows. He carries a staff made of dark wood, adorned with strange symbols that seem to glow in the dim light.

The False Prophet's presence alone sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to cross his path. He speaks in hushed whispers, his words laced with malice and deceit. He preys on the weak and vulnerable, promising them power and glory in exchange for their souls. His followers are many, all of them drawn to his dark charisma and the promise of something more.

Amos Costeno truly believes he is the master of the school, the one true prophet of some twisted religion. He enforces his twisted ideology with an iron fist, punishing those who dare to question his authority. The school hallways are his domain, and he will stop at nothing to maintain his power.
The False Prophet (a.k.a. Amos Costeno) is a spine-chilling character that haunts school hallways, relishing in the manipulation of those around him. With an inflated ego, this higher being delights in terrorizing his peers with his cruel and twisted actions, leaving a trail of fear and discomfort in his wake.
by SuperMajesticStar April 5, 2023
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