pronounciater 

A native or fluent English speaker who unironically uses unique or bizarre pronunciations. Examples: em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble, styro-phone, Ge-AH-cities instead of GE-o-cities, or Pa-TRAY-on instead of PAY-tree-on for Patreon.

Note the more proper English spelling of this word would actually be "pronunciator."

I can't listen to that guy for more than a few minutes. My mom was an English teacher and he's a pronounciater. He makes me cringe.

pronounciater by Butterflub December 18, 2020

Pronounciate

When an adorable Mexican lady wants to say pronounce but gets it slightly wrong, combining pronounce and enunciate.

Submit is a really hard word for me to pronounciate

Pronounciate by Jaredjamesr October 19, 2021

its prononced gif not gif 

Its gif not gif.. jeez.

Shrek: Oh haha! I love this gif!
Donkey: You idiot its prononced gif not gif!

its prononced gif not gif by The way its pronounced is... April 8, 2019

pronounce

- to say orally
- to declare authoritatively or ceremoniously

He pronounced my name correctly.

pronounce by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh') 

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh') by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

Pronounciate

Saying each syllable clearly without guttural slurs

"What did he say ?"
"No idea, he doesn't pronounciate well"

Pronounciate by Bobba Fettish August 14, 2014

Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it) 

While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.

Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'

Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it) by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003