ponger

a person who smells offensively

He hasn't had a bath in yonks, he's a real ponger

by Ems74 December 9, 2006

porngerism

Sex moves copied from viewing to much porn, to spice up life in the bedroom, similar to watching Rocky and twatting your sister

Sex was getting boring with Jane, John decided to try some extreme porngerism to liven her up a bit.

by howard1976 June 7, 2014

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

prongraf

A new found species of giraffe, found to eat the toes and fingers of newborn infants

Holy shit, that's a big prongraf!

by Stuntin528 June 1, 2009

PRANGER

Pranger or pulling a pranger.....going out of your way both with time and effort just to waste somebody's time with humor.

Also meaning accident prone to others.

she drove 50 miles and just to call me from a payphone so she could fart in the phone, it was so pranger of her.

I always seem to trip over his foot.

by regnarP April 4, 2010

progger

A progger is a programmer who usually has some experience under their belt. It's unusual for a web designer to be labeled a programmer, but anyone who scripts can be labeled as a progger. Even if one simply edits their MySpace CSS* code by hand, they can be labeled a progger (but more commonly, script kiddies).

This term is sometimes typed as "progg'er" or "prog'ger."

* CSS stands for Cascading Style Sheets and is used to determine the layout (visuals) of a website, such as the font type, background images, and presentation of the site (such as where a paragraph is displayed on the page).

I just made all the font italics! I am quite the 1337 progger, yes?

by The Ocarina June 3, 2006

three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009