Prometheus

Someone who is maybe burley gruff and weather a bad person or criminally insane or not, as if grizzled and chiseled by sex drugs alcohol and pervasive amorality and damaged by social damagers. Or a deep undercover bureaucratic vigilante insane ass-clown pos.

Hey Prometheus and Bob you crusty rusty unsavory folks take you and your insane federali ass clown possy somewhere away from beautiful young poor people..

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" January 6, 2023

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Promethasexing

You sip on a bunch of promethazine and call your girlfriend over. You take ecstasy and smoke 5 blunts at once. Then you do some fent. Then you do 2 gallons of galaxy gas. Your girl rings the doorbell and then you make her wait for five minutes. You inject promethazine in your dickhole and then get sloppy toppy. Then you perform missionary on the couch until you cum the promethazine. Then a zygote with promethazine forms. 9 months later a baby who is a fein for promethazine forms and it doesn't need water but promethazine.

I love promethasexing because it makes the world a better place.

by CaseOh's mukbang December 24, 2024

Prometheus Itch

n. The restless cognitive vibration that arises when creation becomes possible but intervention would be premature; the urge to invent before the world has asked for it.

A developer refrains from adding advanced features to a new AI model, despite knowing how, understanding that the Prometheus Itch can lead to overfitting and unintended consequences.

by UnusualChatGPT December 20, 2025

The Promethean Knight

The worst fu*king thing in halo 4

Friend: I hate the Promethean knight it's the worst thing in halo 4

You: yeah your right!

by Zero sugar sunny-d April 20, 2022

Pull a Prometheus

When in videogames (or in rare cases even in real life) you try to dodge a skillshot by running away in a straight line, directly referencing the scene in the movie Prometheus.

"Unfortunately, as the tree was falling, he started to run in the direction of the falling tree and wasn't fast enough"
"He really did pull a Prometheus"

by Webbyhx April 7, 2024