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Premature Yuletidation

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.
Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.
by Wood2112 November 24, 2014
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Preem

Short for premium. Used in the same way as the word "good".
Person A: Got a preem phone I'm selling, you interested?
Person B: How much?
Person A: 50$
Person B: Preem price!
by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020
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Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
by AEI January 11, 2008
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premature adulation

clapping before the performance is done.
It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
by Gryfin December 30, 2011
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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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Preemie

A shortened term used to describe the event of going out for "Pre Drinks" or going to a "Pre-Meeting"
1. We're gonna have a preemie at my house before we go to the club.
2. Before we meet with the Board of Directors, we should have a preemie to plan our presentation.
by Jake_F September 24, 2020
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Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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