Procrastipwn'd

Being owned or defeated by your own acts of procrastination.

I had all weekend to do my paper, but decided to go out instead.

At the end of the semester, I was procrastipwn'd.

by drumzep November 10, 2008

procrastipacking

the act of putting off packing for a trip

I was procrastipacking all night and almost missed my flight.

by Amy Frasu January 5, 2009

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrasticourse

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.

1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!

by ciclista November 27, 2009

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

procrastifornicate

V. The act of having sex to delay other necessary activities. i.e avoiding homework, studying

I didn't want to study for finals so me and my bitch procrastifornicated.

by DCheese January 15, 2014

Procrastipack

(v) To pack at the very last minute

I procrastipack for every trip.

by Liv fab April 14, 2015