Anally Propelled Grenade

The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.

We need to get rid of those guards, prepare you Anally Propelled Grenade.

by The destroyer of anal August 19, 2013

Propeller Wedgie

When a geek/cool kid gives a kid a painful wedgie.
Instructions.

1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.

Damn, yesterday I got a propeller wedgie from brad. He gave me a swirly then propeller wedged me before hanging the stick on the ceiling. My balls are now red and crap.

by Wedgie_Giver December 1, 2013

Porcello'd

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.

"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."

by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009

propellering

The act of vigorously spinning while mounted atop of a penis during sexual intercourse.

Man that girl was propellering on my dick like a disc spinning in I disk drive.

by TFTC69 November 19, 2013

jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.

Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"

by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009

Captain's Propeller

A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.

Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!

by Neil Durkin April 21, 2008

rocket propelled camel

Any small shopping car being driven at sufficient speed on a bumpy surface to induce loss of contact with the ground.

I was overtaken by a rocket propelled camel on that road with all the speed humps.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005