walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.

Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.

by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Procedurles

racial slur

"THOSE DAMN PROCEDURLES"

by cuckshackfounders September 7, 2018

Procedure

It was a long Procedure.

It was a long procedure because the person was hurt badly.

by Procedure April 28, 2021