pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

by China Bob February 23, 2006

Prisine

Prison cuisine, aka the food prisoners make using borrowed goods and vending machine snacks.

Rob: When I was in jail for ten years, I became very good at making my own prisine.

by Mr. Goodbarr II February 6, 2009

Pristinis

A penis that is pristine

Wow, Rob's penis is so fantastic. I would even go as so far as calling it a pristinis!

by The Founder of the Pristinis March 20, 2017

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.

A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."

by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 21, 2013