Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019

Pretard

1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.

1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."

by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004

Pretard

someones state before they say/do something retarded.

"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."

by jennjennjennjenn December 24, 2008

Pretard

When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.

"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"

by Ryan1998191 August 5, 2008

pretard

(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.

You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.

by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010

Pretard

Someone who is about to lose a fight.

The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.

by Poppy Guapo August 4, 2005

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005