Pooplovian Response

After there have been shortages, the psychological compulsion people feel to buy toilet paper every time they go to the store and they have it in stock.

Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!

by TDinKS July 1, 2020

Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Prestonaephobia

The fear that somehow,somewhere a settlement needs your help

I can deal with my prestonaephobia I'm away from home too much

by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021

Presmose

If you say this to someone then your implying that you want to make love with them

Hey bro wanna Presmose later

by Korennisgoated March 21, 2023

stupid response

A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.

This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD

by Eunakritos August 3, 2006

preponderant

Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.

The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.

To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.

The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.

by Bloopy March 10, 2008

Prespond

Attempting to elicit an invitation by accepting the invitation without the invitation being made.

Even though I deliberately did not invite Jennifer Aniston to my New Year's Eve party, she totally presponded by telling me that she was bringing her grandmother's world-famous cherry-chicken-cheese ball.

by Drinking Frog March 26, 2016